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    #31
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    yeah but with pregnancy sex you have to try all sorts of weird and wondeful positions
    Lilke "the neighbour" or the "barmaid" ?
    The Mods stole my post count!

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      #32
      Lilke "the neighbour" or the "barmaid" ?
      my yeah good effort - sister in law works just as well

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        #33
        MrsBear recently read in one of her girly mags that sex 3 times a week keeps you looking young.

        Therefore we've decided that we have some catching up to do
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          #34
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
          Think carefully, I'm imaginative but moving myself around is eye poppingly difficult and probably extremely unattractive! My stretched belly is a sight to behold though
          but that not a "no way" though, BP scores
          The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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            #35
            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            MrsBear recently read in one of her girly mags that sex 3 times a week keeps you looking young.

            Therefore we've decided that we have some catching up to do
            Yep, Mrs Tester read that one and said we needed to cut down a bit.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #36
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Yep, Mrs Tester read that one and said we needed to cut down a bit.
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                #37
                I'm married with two young kids ...

                Sex, eh?
                Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                  #38
                  Pregnancy sex is soooo good.


                  Mary Poppins i suggest you take up the kind offer of help from our fellow contractors here on CUK. your missing out.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    MrsBear recently read in one of her girly mags that sex 3 times a week keeps you looking young.
                    Could you specify the mag and issue please. I need that issue badly
                    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
                      Pregnancy sex is soooo good.


                      Mary Poppins i suggest you take up the kind offer of help from our fellow contractors here on CUK. your missing out.
                      Take it up the other with
                      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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