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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    Now who opted for several times a day ?
    I bet its AtW

    Well he does do a lot of pot noodling.

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  • Andy2
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    Now who opted for several times a day ?
    I bet its AtW

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    I'm married with two young kids ...

    Sex, eh?
    Oddly enough, after the birth of Pogle Jr we bucked the trend and had more sex than ever before
    I'm currently away all week - so we have a lot to make up for at the weekends ....

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I've been into 'fair trade' sex with the missus recently. It's just like ordinary sex except it's much more expensive, and no matter what they say, you just KNOW that some little cnt is still getting fcked over at the end of the day



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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
    Pregnancy sex is soooo good.


    Mary Poppins i suggest you take up the kind offer of help from our fellow contractors here on CUK. your missing out.
    Sigh. If I must

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  • voodooflux
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    Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
    Could you specify the mag and issue please. I need that issue badly
    +1

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by NetwkSupport View Post
    Pregnancy sex is soooo good.


    Mary Poppins i suggest you take up the kind offer of help from our fellow contractors here on CUK. your missing out.
    Take it up the other with

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    MrsBear recently read in one of her girly mags that sex 3 times a week keeps you looking young.
    Could you specify the mag and issue please. I need that issue badly

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  • NetwkSupport
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    Pregnancy sex is soooo good.


    Mary Poppins i suggest you take up the kind offer of help from our fellow contractors here on CUK. your missing out.

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  • snaw
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    I'm married with two young kids ...

    Sex, eh?

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  • Bear
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yep, Mrs Tester read that one and said we needed to cut down a bit.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Bear View Post
    MrsBear recently read in one of her girly mags that sex 3 times a week keeps you looking young.

    Therefore we've decided that we have some catching up to do
    Yep, Mrs Tester read that one and said we needed to cut down a bit.

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Think carefully, I'm imaginative but moving myself around is eye poppingly difficult and probably extremely unattractive! My stretched belly is a sight to behold though
    but that not a "no way" though, BP scores

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  • Bear
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    MrsBear recently read in one of her girly mags that sex 3 times a week keeps you looking young.

    Therefore we've decided that we have some catching up to do

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  • original PM
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    Lilke "the neighbour" or the "barmaid" ?
    my yeah good effort - sister in law works just as well

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