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Maybe you killed him!
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<cough>Originally posted by Flubster View Post(\__/)
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Originally posted by Money Money Money View Post
Hear
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Try the ‘long drop’ toilets in the top field, they have foot markers and a hole to squat over, for added embarrassment they know if you ‘rimmed’ it as an attendant comes in with a hose to jet wash the debris as soon as you leave.Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I have to admit to often needing to fart when I pee, I didn't realise it offends people especially in a place appropriate to bodily functions, I'll start peeing in the office in future if that's the etiquetteThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I fart if I run up the stairs too quickly... it's just age I guess.
I'm 37 BTW.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I'm trying to forget them, ta.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostTry the ‘long drop’ toilets in the top field, they have foot markers and a hole to squat over, for added embarrassment they know if you ‘rimmed’ it as an attendant comes in with a hose to jet wash the debris as soon as you leave.
Take 100,000 people out of their homes for a few days, add alcohol, drugs, and festival food and carnage is the result.Comment
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You're doing it wrong. Push harder and fly up 'em!Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI fart if I run up the stairs too quickly... it's just age I guess.
I'm 37 BTW.Comment
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I sometimes fart on the rugby pitch when I break into a sprint. It's not age; I farted on the start line of a 100 metre race when I was 26 and everyone else ran off. Some poor sod got disqualified as it was the second false start.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI fart if I run up the stairs too quickly... it's just age I guess.
I'm 37 BTW.
I call it my afterburner.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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