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#11

13 July 2008, 15:12

Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Couple of dodgy chavettes in there. Especialy Oxford, Swindon.

I am sure they are very nice girls who love their mothers and keep themselves pure for their future husbands. But if they came round to me and tried to use their charms on me I’d say, “OI ! Oxford, Swindon. NOOOOOO! You are not emblematic of an English rose. Get back in the kennel where you belong.”

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#12

13 July 2008, 16:30

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Hello?

Shouldn't you be drunk somewhere?

Happy "Hen" weekend by the way. Having a good time?

It's been very quiet

The pope is a tard.
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#13

13 July 2008, 16:34

Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

It's been very quiet

Just so long as you've had a good time.
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#14

14 July 2008, 00:19

Originally posted by Troll View Post

Miss England... what's your favourite?

Who's

less of the objectification of women please

Coffee's for closers
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#15

14 July 2008, 09:48

Does Miss Rugby have a goatee?

Originally posted by MaryPoppins

I'd still not breastfeed a nazi

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Urine is quite nourishing
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#16

14 July 2008, 10:08

Originally posted by Troll View Post

Miss Surreys a bit chunky

I would. Built for comfort, not for speed

Nice to see the organisers have splashed out on the website and standardised all the photo sizes and resolutions. Classy

Last edited by DaveB; 14 July 2008, 10:11.

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#17

14 July 2008, 12:39

My travels now include Dorset, Portsmouth, Warwick & Leamington Spa, and, er, Photographic, wherever that is.
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#18

16 July 2008, 18:45

Ms Manchester would get it

See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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#19

16 July 2008, 23:16

Its not Miss Surrey's fault she is well upholstered, she has been studying hard for her exams

I have my GCSE's ranging from B-D, I have a level 2 in beauty therapy and now hopefully going to study level 3 in beauty therapy.

Wow a brain surgeon.
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#20

17 July 2008, 06:22

Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Who's

less of the objectification of women please

Stop personifying totty

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