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    #21
    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Most real blokes do.

    It's just the lesbian magazine editors that don't.

    (Controversial, but true. I spent long enough in the meedja dahling to know.)
    Not controversial at all, just bonkers.

    Compare slim and another slim to not slim. No contest shirley?

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      #22
      Most ‘men’ who like super slim women are closet gays who are really looking for young boys.
      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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        #23
        Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
        Most ‘men’ who like super slim women are closet gays who are really looking for young boys.
        You can wave all you like, matey, but we're not going to believe you qualify as "a young boy".





        Grinny grin.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #24
          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          How come Claudia Shiffer didn't get a mention?
          I also asked myself this question. Another one would be Claudia Cardinale.

          I tell you my favourite: She's named Cecile Bähler and is the leading presentator of the weather in the switzerland in the daily meteo report.

          She looks fantastic and has a lovely accent:
          You can listen to it at : http://www.cecilebaehler.ch/
          (show reel)

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            #25
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            You can wave all you like, matey, but we're not going to believe you qualify as "a young boy".





            Grinny grin.
            That's for sure!
            How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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              #26
              Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
              Most ‘men’ who like super slim women are closet gays who are really looking for young boys.
              I wouldn't call them super slim, just normal healthy females, without the fake breasts.

              The voting patterns must be being skewed by who is on-line at weekends, no doubt the men will return tomorrow. If not, I'll take all the slim ones you lot leave

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                #27
                Originally posted by engineer View Post
                I tell you my favourite: She's named Cecile Bähler and is the leading presentator of the weather in the switzerland in the daily meteo report.
                Almost a good as the weather girl, Poula Fisch, on Chanel 9 Neus.
                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

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                  #28
                  My favourite type of girl is:

                  The one that when you smile at her she smiles back.

                  The one that when you hold her hand for the first time, she's just as nervous as you are.

                  The one that when you're in bed together and you crack one off in a moment of passion she says "Whooops" and giggles.

                  She has a twinkle in her eye, a smile on her face and always a kind word on her lips.

                  From the original post, which one is that?

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                    #29
                    My favourite type of girls is one without a staple through her navel. Even if I do have to blow her up first...

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                      #30
                      Three feet tall with a flat head?
                      How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                      Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

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