Your favourite type of woman

[Diver]

Not controversial at all, just bonkers.

Compare slim and another slim to not slim. No contest shirley?

I like the chunky one

Little Skinny birds are too much like kids or young boys for my taste, but each to his own

Buxom and cuddly is for the mature male

[Diver]

Three feet tall with a flat head?

You have to put your pint somewhere

[DaveB]

I like the chunky one

Little Skinny birds are too much like kids or young boys for my taste, but each to his own

Buxom and cuddly is for the mature male

WHS, built for comfort not for speed

[wobbegong]

My favourite type of girl is:

The one that when you smile at her she smiles back.

The one that when you hold her hand for the first time, she's just as nervous as you are.

The one that when you're in bed together and you crack one off in a moment of passion she says "Whooops" and giggles.

She has a twinkle in her eye, a smile on her face and always a kind word on her lips.

From the original post, which one is that?

The one that says "I'm bored why don't we go and shave my p***y?" or " I hope you don't mind but I stopped off on the way home and picked up a couple of cases of beer, oh, and Susie from work is coming round later for a threesome. You're not cross are you?".

[Churchill]

The one that says "I'm bored why don't we go and shave my p***y?" or " I hope you don't mind but I stopped off on the way home and picked up a couple of cases of beer, oh, and Susie from work is coming round later for a threesome. You're not cross are you?".

Yeah, but where the hell are you gonna find a great bird like that?

[El_Diablo]

Yeah, but where the hell are you gonna find a great bird like that?

Somewhere in his pron collection.

Edit - My fav kind of woman is Mrs Diablo!

[Churchill]

Somewhere in his pron collection.

Edit - My fav kind of woman is Mrs Diablo!

Awww, that's really grand!

Churchill - In "CM is on holiday" mode!

[DaveB]

Awww, that's really grand!

Churchill - In "CM is on holiday" mode!

Psst, Churchy, shes reading over his shoulder

[Churchill]

Psst, Churchy, shes reading over his shoulder

Then who's that reading over my shoulder?

[El_Diablo]

Psst, Churchy, shes reading over his shoulder

She's not allowed into the office!