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my wife"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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Originally posted by scooterscot View Postmy wife
You do know it's rude to read over peoples shouldersConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
The second looks like a gyppo prostitute.
Please may I just keep my missus instead? She's low maintenance, cooks, doesn't like shopping for shoes, thinks having two handbags is an unnecessary waste, gentle with a hangover, doesn't mind my drinking, doesn't mind being a computer widow, and is downstairs right now putting on a roast dinner and making me a cup of tea.
You can have both those other two if I can keep my missus.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostYou can have both those other two if I can keep my missus.
Looks like AndyW is favouriteComment
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I didn’t know who the second bint was so I looked her up and found the Wiki entry. O Lordy, Lordy, Lordy! Makes me want to shoot the bitch.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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