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    Your favourite type of woman

    I like Claudia's best.

    Which one is best Claudia Black, or Claudia Winkleman?
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    Claudia Black
    25.00%
    5
    Claudia Winkleman
    25.00%
    5
    Andy'Claudia'W
    50.00%
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    #2
    Claudia black
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      How come Claudia Shiffer didn't get a mention?
      The pope is a tard.

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        #4
        Winkleman

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          #5
          my wife
          "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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            #6
            Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
            my wife
            Hello scooterscot's wife

            You do know it's rude to read over peoples shoulders
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              I like Claudia's best.

              Which one is best Claudia Black, or Claudia Winkleman?
              The first looks like a high maintenance, flat-chested gobby bitch.

              The second looks like a gyppo prostitute.

              Please may I just keep my missus instead? She's low maintenance, cooks, doesn't like shopping for shoes, thinks having two handbags is an unnecessary waste, gentle with a hangover, doesn't mind my drinking, doesn't mind being a computer widow, and is downstairs right now putting on a roast dinner and making me a cup of tea.

              You can have both those other two if I can keep my missus.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #8
                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                You can have both those other two if I can keep my missus.
                Let me ponder on that for a nanosecond or two... oh okay

                Looks like AndyW is favourite

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                  #9
                  I didn’t know who the second bint was so I looked her up and found the Wiki entry. O Lordy, Lordy, Lordy! Makes me want to shoot the bitch.
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    #10
                    How about Claudia Christian? Just another Claudia I thought I'd throw into the pot.

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