Reply to: Your favourite type of woman

[El_Diablo]

Psst, Churchy, shes reading over his shoulder

She's not allowed into the office!

[Churchill]

Psst, Churchy, shes reading over his shoulder

Then who's that reading over my shoulder?

[DaveB]

Awww, that's really grand!

Churchill - In "CM is on holiday" mode!

Psst, Churchy, shes reading over his shoulder

[Churchill]

Somewhere in his pron collection.

Edit - My fav kind of woman is Mrs Diablo!

Awww, that's really grand!

Churchill - In "CM is on holiday" mode!

[El_Diablo]

Yeah, but where the hell are you gonna find a great bird like that?

Somewhere in his pron collection.

Edit - My fav kind of woman is Mrs Diablo!

[Churchill]

The one that says "I'm bored why don't we go and shave my p***y?" or " I hope you don't mind but I stopped off on the way home and picked up a couple of cases of beer, oh, and Susie from work is coming round later for a threesome. You're not cross are you?".

Yeah, but where the hell are you gonna find a great bird like that?

[wobbegong]

My favourite type of girl is:

The one that when you smile at her she smiles back.

The one that when you hold her hand for the first time, she's just as nervous as you are.

The one that when you're in bed together and you crack one off in a moment of passion she says "Whooops" and giggles.

She has a twinkle in her eye, a smile on her face and always a kind word on her lips.

From the original post, which one is that?

The one that says "I'm bored why don't we go and shave my p***y?" or " I hope you don't mind but I stopped off on the way home and picked up a couple of cases of beer, oh, and Susie from work is coming round later for a threesome. You're not cross are you?".

[DaveB]

I like the chunky one

Little Skinny birds are too much like kids or young boys for my taste, but each to his own

Buxom and cuddly is for the mature male

WHS, built for comfort not for speed

[Diver]

Three feet tall with a flat head?

You have to put your pint somewhere

[Diver]

Not controversial at all, just bonkers.

Compare slim and another slim to not slim. No contest shirley?

I like the chunky one

Little Skinny birds are too much like kids or young boys for my taste, but each to his own

Buxom and cuddly is for the mature male

[HairyArsedBloke]

Three feet tall with a flat head?

[BrilloPad]

My favourite type of girls is one without a staple through her navel. Even if I do have to blow her up first...

[Churchill]

My favourite type of girl is:

The one that when you smile at her she smiles back.

The one that when you hold her hand for the first time, she's just as nervous as you are.

The one that when you're in bed together and you crack one off in a moment of passion she says "Whooops" and giggles.

She has a twinkle in her eye, a smile on her face and always a kind word on her lips.

From the original post, which one is that?

[HairyArsedBloke]

I tell you my favourite: She's named Cecile Bähler and is the leading presentator of the weather in the switzerland in the daily meteo report.

Almost a good as the weather girl, Poula Fisch, on Chanel 9 Neus.

[TimberWolf]

Most ‘men’ who like super slim women are closet gays who are really looking for young boys.

I wouldn't call them super slim, just normal healthy females, without the fake breasts.

The voting patterns must be being skewed by who is on-line at weekends, no doubt the men will return tomorrow. If not, I'll take all the slim ones you lot leave