The Bunny Boiler Test for Women

[WotNxt]

If the man in your life suddenly materialised a wife out of thin air and ended things with you would you:

a) be very upset, take a while, think long and hard, be very angry, get on with your life,

OR

b) set out to murder him and his entire family, starting with cooking a much loved family pet?

What your scores mean:

Mostly a's - you are a pretty normal well adjusted person who can most likely deal with lifes slings and arrows in a grown up fashion. You make up about 2% of the female population and are considered eminently desirable and goddesslike to your male equivalents.

Mostly b's: You are a sad, needy, clingy person with serious issues related to low self-esteem and/or selfish greed. You have no idea why boyfriends keep breaking up with you. Probably best to steer clear of men as they are all clearly bastards. You make up about 90% of the female population. Don't worry, there are plenty of men still to try who will confirm your theories about them and will enjoy doing so. There's always shoes and chocolate if you need a little boost to keep you sane.


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[oracleslave]

If the man in your life suddenly materialised a wife out of thin air and ended things with you would you:

a) be very upset, take a while, think long and hard, be very angry, get on with your life,

OR

b) set out to murder him and his entire family, starting with cooking a much loved family pet?

What your scores mean:

Mostly a's - you are a pretty normal well adjusted person who can most likely deal with lifes slings and arrows in a grown up fashion. You make up about 2% of the female population and are considered eminently desirable and goddesslike to your male equivalents.

Mostly b's: You are a sad, needy, clingy person with serious issues related to low self-esteem and/or selfish greed. You have no idea why boyfriends keep breaking up with you. Probably best to steer clear of men as they are all clearly bastards. You make up about 90% of the female population. Don't worry, there are plenty of men still to try who will confirm your theories about them and will enjoy doing so. There's always shoes and chocolate if you need a little boost to keep you sane.


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Very good, although I am worried for the missing 8%

[cailin maith]

If the man in your life suddenly materialised a wife out of thin air and ended things with you would you:

a) be very upset, take a while, think long and hard, be very angry, get on with your life,

OR

b) set out to murder him and his entire family, starting with cooking a much loved family pet?

What your scores mean:

Mostly a's - you are a pretty normal well adjusted person who can most likely deal with lifes slings and arrows in a grown up fashion. You make up about 2% of the female population and are considered eminently desirable and goddesslike to your male equivalents.

Mostly b's: You are a sad, needy, clingy person with serious issues related to low self-esteem and/or selfish greed. You have no idea why boyfriends keep breaking up with you. Probably best to steer clear of men as they are all clearly bastards. You make up about 90% of the female population. Don't worry, there are plenty of men still to try who will confirm your theories about them and will enjoy doing so. There's always shoes and chocolate if you need a little boost to keep you sane.


Copyright WotNxt 2008

think you were with the craig wierdo - chasing the aurora - remember him?

[WotNxt]

Very good, although I am worried for the missing 8%

I was hoping someone would spot that and help me fill in the gap with something funny to round it off nicely.

Any ideas?

[WotNxt]

think you were with the craig wierdo - chasing the aurora - remember him?

Sorry, not a clue what you are on about. Care to enlighten me?

[xoggoth]

Definitely a b me. Boyfriends, I hate them all!

[BrilloPad]

I was hoping someone would spot that and help me fill in the gap with something funny to round it off nicely.

Any ideas?

8% would ask for a threesome. prefrably starting with a jelly wrestling session

[thunderlizard]

He said "about 2%" and "about 90%", so he could still be right, if his definitions of "about" are very forgiving.

[WotNxt]

8% would ask for a threesome. prefrably starting with a jelly wrestling session

Would be nice, but I guess 8% would be a bit optimistic. Possibly more like 0.08%?

[EternalOptimist]

c. Forget him, go shopping, get your hair done and settle down with some choccies and a bottle of white zinfandell