The Bunny Boiler Test for Women

[shelby68]

The missing 8% are rug munchers and women in Prison for murduring their boyfriends/husbands already.

[Spacecadet]

If the man in your life suddenly materialised a wife out of thin air and ended things with you would you:

a) be very upset, take a while, think long and hard, be very angry, get on with your life,

OR

b) set out to murder him and his entire family, starting with cooking a much loved family pet?

What your scores mean:

Mostly a's - you are a pretty normal well adjusted person who can most likely deal with lifes slings and arrows in a grown up fashion. You make up about 2% of the female population and are considered eminently desirable and goddesslike to your male equivalents.

Mostly b's: You are a sad, needy, clingy person with serious issues related to low self-esteem and/or selfish greed. You have no idea why boyfriends keep breaking up with you. Probably best to steer clear of men as they are all clearly bastards. You make up about 90% of the female population. Don't worry, there are plenty of men still to try who will confirm your theories about them and will enjoy doing so. There's always shoes and chocolate if you need a little boost to keep you sane.


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I take it that the bint on the side from your latest contract went with option "b" then?

[EternalOptimist]

Go Lezza

A chap I knew back in the pub days got dumped by a bird for another bird. Poor b@stard had the piss taken for many years.

I dont mean to brag, but I 'converted' a lezza a few years ago.
I met this drop-dead gorgeous bird in a pub in Liverpool, took her home and
kn0bbed her.
She vowed she would never go out with a man ever again

[cailin maith]

think you were with the craig wierdo - chasing the aurora - remember him?

Sorry, not a clue what you are on about. Care to enlighten me?

He was a CUK fella - had about 3 wives and various girlfriends - a proper walter mitty type - got arrested last year... search for the threads - he was 100% looney...

[Jubber]

Go Lezza

A chap I knew back in the pub days got dumped by a bird for another bird. Poor b@stard had the piss taken for many years.

[EternalOptimist]

c. Forget him, go shopping, get your hair done and settle down with some choccies and a bottle of white zinfandell

[WotNxt]

8% would ask for a threesome. prefrably starting with a jelly wrestling session

Would be nice, but I guess 8% would be a bit optimistic. Possibly more like 0.08%?

[thunderlizard]

He said "about 2%" and "about 90%", so he could still be right, if his definitions of "about" are very forgiving.

[BrilloPad]

I was hoping someone would spot that and help me fill in the gap with something funny to round it off nicely.

Any ideas?

8% would ask for a threesome. prefrably starting with a jelly wrestling session

[xoggoth]

Definitely a b me. Boyfriends, I hate them all!

[WotNxt]

think you were with the craig wierdo - chasing the aurora - remember him?

Sorry, not a clue what you are on about. Care to enlighten me?

[WotNxt]

Very good, although I am worried for the missing 8%

I was hoping someone would spot that and help me fill in the gap with something funny to round it off nicely.

Any ideas?

[cailin maith]

If the man in your life suddenly materialised a wife out of thin air and ended things with you would you:

a) be very upset, take a while, think long and hard, be very angry, get on with your life,

OR

b) set out to murder him and his entire family, starting with cooking a much loved family pet?

What your scores mean:

Mostly a's - you are a pretty normal well adjusted person who can most likely deal with lifes slings and arrows in a grown up fashion. You make up about 2% of the female population and are considered eminently desirable and goddesslike to your male equivalents.

Mostly b's: You are a sad, needy, clingy person with serious issues related to low self-esteem and/or selfish greed. You have no idea why boyfriends keep breaking up with you. Probably best to steer clear of men as they are all clearly bastards. You make up about 90% of the female population. Don't worry, there are plenty of men still to try who will confirm your theories about them and will enjoy doing so. There's always shoes and chocolate if you need a little boost to keep you sane.


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think you were with the craig wierdo - chasing the aurora - remember him?

[oracleslave]

If the man in your life suddenly materialised a wife out of thin air and ended things with you would you:

a) be very upset, take a while, think long and hard, be very angry, get on with your life,

OR

b) set out to murder him and his entire family, starting with cooking a much loved family pet?

What your scores mean:

Mostly a's - you are a pretty normal well adjusted person who can most likely deal with lifes slings and arrows in a grown up fashion. You make up about 2% of the female population and are considered eminently desirable and goddesslike to your male equivalents.

Mostly b's: You are a sad, needy, clingy person with serious issues related to low self-esteem and/or selfish greed. You have no idea why boyfriends keep breaking up with you. Probably best to steer clear of men as they are all clearly bastards. You make up about 90% of the female population. Don't worry, there are plenty of men still to try who will confirm your theories about them and will enjoy doing so. There's always shoes and chocolate if you need a little boost to keep you sane.


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Very good, although I am worried for the missing 8%

[WotNxt]

If the man in your life suddenly materialised a wife out of thin air and ended things with you would you:

a) be very upset, take a while, think long and hard, be very angry, get on with your life,

OR

b) set out to murder him and his entire family, starting with cooking a much loved family pet?

What your scores mean:

Mostly a's - you are a pretty normal well adjusted person who can most likely deal with lifes slings and arrows in a grown up fashion. You make up about 2% of the female population and are considered eminently desirable and goddesslike to your male equivalents.

Mostly b's: You are a sad, needy, clingy person with serious issues related to low self-esteem and/or selfish greed. You have no idea why boyfriends keep breaking up with you. Probably best to steer clear of men as they are all clearly bastards. You make up about 90% of the female population. Don't worry, there are plenty of men still to try who will confirm your theories about them and will enjoy doing so. There's always shoes and chocolate if you need a little boost to keep you sane.


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