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The Bunny Boiler Test for Women

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    #11
    Go Lezza

    A chap I knew back in the pub days got dumped by a bird for another bird. Poor b@stard had the piss taken for many years.

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      #12
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      think you were with the craig wierdo - chasing the aurora - remember him?
      Originally posted by WotNxt View Post
      Sorry, not a clue what you are on about. Care to enlighten me?
      He was a CUK fella - had about 3 wives and various girlfriends - a proper walter mitty type - got arrested last year... search for the threads - he was 100% looney...
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        #13
        Originally posted by Jubber View Post
        Go Lezza

        A chap I knew back in the pub days got dumped by a bird for another bird. Poor b@stard had the piss taken for many years.

        I dont mean to brag, but I 'converted' a lezza a few years ago.
        I met this drop-dead gorgeous bird in a pub in Liverpool, took her home and
        kn0bbed her.
        She vowed she would never go out with a man ever again




        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Originally posted by WotNxt View Post
          If the man in your life suddenly materialised a wife out of thin air and ended things with you would you:

          a) be very upset, take a while, think long and hard, be very angry, get on with your life,

          OR

          b) set out to murder him and his entire family, starting with cooking a much loved family pet?

          What your scores mean:

          Mostly a's - you are a pretty normal well adjusted person who can most likely deal with lifes slings and arrows in a grown up fashion. You make up about 2% of the female population and are considered eminently desirable and goddesslike to your male equivalents.

          Mostly b's: You are a sad, needy, clingy person with serious issues related to low self-esteem and/or selfish greed. You have no idea why boyfriends keep breaking up with you. Probably best to steer clear of men as they are all clearly bastards. You make up about 90% of the female population. Don't worry, there are plenty of men still to try who will confirm your theories about them and will enjoy doing so. There's always shoes and chocolate if you need a little boost to keep you sane.


          Copyright WotNxt 2008
          I take it that the bint on the side from your latest contract went with option "b" then?
          Coffee's for closers

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            #15
            The missing 8% are rug munchers and women in Prison for murduring their boyfriends/husbands already.
            Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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