HRH - any tips on masturbation?

[Xenophon]

Not even after a pot noodle?

Exactly.

Now we know HRH is lying.

[wobbegong]

I hope not - If his ego gets inflated any more it might burst...

Eurghhh! Another keyboard ruined.

[realityhack]

Up your game for God sake.

If you're going to troll this board then at least put some bloody effort into it.

Hear Hear.

Put some effort into it man.

[Ardesco]

No I have never done that once, I can'tunderstand why people do it.

I remember something that somebody said to me once:

If you can show me a man who isn't a ******, I can show you a liar!

[Sockpuppet]

He's too busy stroking his own ego to stroke anything else

Thats not true. I have a huge ego and still find time to masturbate.

[realityhack]

Thats not true. I have a huge ego and still find time to masturbate.

Question is - are you the only actor in your fantasies? If you are, then you've graduated from the HRH academy.

[BrilloPad]

No I have never done that once, I can'tunderstand why people do it.

It that because even your right hand hates you?