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BrilloPad replied

17 April 2008, 18:44
Originally posted by HRH View Post

No I have never done that once, I can'tunderstand why people do it.

It that because even your right hand hates you?
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realityhack replied

17 April 2008, 18:03
Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post

Thats not true. I have a huge ego and still find time to masturbate.

Question is - are you the only actor in your fantasies? If you are, then you've graduated from the HRH academy.
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Sockpuppet replied

17 April 2008, 17:22
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

He's too busy stroking his own ego to stroke anything else

Thats not true. I have a huge ego and still find time to masturbate.
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Ardesco replied

17 April 2008, 16:06
Originally posted by HRH View Post

No I have never done that once, I can'tunderstand why people do it.

I remember something that somebody said to me once:

If you can show me a man who isn't a ******, I can show you a liar!
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realityhack replied

17 April 2008, 14:22
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

Up your game for God sake.

If you're going to troll this board then at least put some bloody effort into it.

Hear Hear.

Put some effort into it man.
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wobbegong replied

17 April 2008, 13:39
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

I hope not - If his ego gets inflated any more it might burst...

Eurghhh! Another keyboard ruined.
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Xenophon replied

17 April 2008, 13:33
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Not even after a pot noodle?

Exactly.

Now we know HRH is lying.
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BrilloPad replied

17 April 2008, 13:33
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

He's too busy stroking his own ego to stroke anything else

I hope not - If his ego gets inflated any more it might burst...
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bogeyman replied

17 April 2008, 13:33
Originally posted by HRH View Post

No I have never done that once, I can'tunderstand why people do it.

Up your game for God sake.

If you're going to troll this board then at least put some bloody effort into it.
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BrilloPad replied

17 April 2008, 13:32
Originally posted by HRH View Post

No I have never done that once, I can'tunderstand why people do it.

Not even after a pot noodle?
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cailin maith replied

17 April 2008, 13:31
He's too busy stroking his own ego to stroke anything else
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HRH replied

17 April 2008, 13:30
No I have never done that once, I can'tunderstand why people do it.
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DimPrawn replied

17 April 2008, 13:28
Do you prefer a posh wank or straight up and down?
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oracleslave replied

17 April 2008, 13:28
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

I think a poll might be called for.

pull surely
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bogeyman replied

17 April 2008, 13:27
I think a poll might be called for.
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