Consensus on CUK seems to have it you're a master.
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HRH - any tips on masturbation?
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HRH - any tips on masturbation?
Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul -
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I think a poll might be called for.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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He's too busy stroking his own ego to stroke anything else
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Not even after a pot noodle?Originally posted by HRH View PostNo I have never done that once, I can'tunderstand why people do it.Comment
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Up your game for God sake.Originally posted by HRH View PostNo I have never done that once, I can'tunderstand why people do it.
If you're going to troll this board then at least put some bloody effort into it.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I hope not - If his ego gets inflated any more it might burst...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostHe's too busy stroking his own ego to stroke anything else
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