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HRH - any tips on masturbation?

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    HRH - any tips on masturbation?

    Consensus on CUK seems to have it you're a master.
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

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    #2
    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Consensus on CUK seems to have it you're a master.

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      #3
      I think a poll might be called for.

      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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        #4
        Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
        I think a poll might be called for.
        pull surely

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          #5
          Do you prefer a posh wank or straight up and down?

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            #6
            No I have never done that once, I can'tunderstand why people do it.

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              #7
              He's too busy stroking his own ego to stroke anything else
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #8
                Originally posted by HRH View Post
                No I have never done that once, I can'tunderstand why people do it.
                Not even after a pot noodle?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HRH View Post
                  No I have never done that once, I can'tunderstand why people do it.
                  Up your game for God sake.

                  If you're going to troll this board then at least put some bloody effort into it.

                  You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    He's too busy stroking his own ego to stroke anything else
                    I hope not - If his ego gets inflated any more it might burst...

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