From Xog's question in General - not really appropriate for there, so it's here...
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What STDs have you had?
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What STDs have you had?
60SYPHILIS8.33%5CHLAMYDIA11.67%7GONORRHEA8.33%5HERPES13.33%8AIDS8.33%5HEPATITIS8.33%5GENITAL11.67%7CHANCROID8.33%5PUBIC LICE (crabs) & SCABIES13.33%8TRICHOMONIASIS8.33%5"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
wheres the
none - I'm careful
none - I'm lucky
none - I'm celebate
none - no girl/boy will touch me cause Im HRH option
I am andyW
options?Coffee's for closers -
Not interested...Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postwheres the
none - I'm careful
none - I'm lucky
none - I'm celebate
none - no girl/boy will touch me cause Im HRH option
I am andyW
options?
I picked the first hit from google for common STDs."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Luuuucccyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by zeitghostNone of the above...
I'm ever so glad.
Long long ago, when I was in uni, there was a slapper who seemed to find it a badge of honour to catch the clap fairly frequently.
I wonder whatever happened to her...."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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None, but then I've not been that promiscuous...honest!
(where's the angel smiley?)
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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WHSOriginally posted by Spacecadet View Postwheres the
none - I'm careful
none - I'm lucky
none - I'm celebate
none - no girl/boy will touch me cause Im HRH option
I am andyW
options?Comment
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. . . or the "none - I'm not a skank" option?Originally posted by Spacecadet View Postwheres the
none - I'm careful
none - I'm lucky
none - I'm celebate
none - no girl/boy will touch me cause Im HRH option
I am andyW
options?Comment
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you're gonna be soooo sorry when you are ninety. You'll be thinking, I could have sh@gged 25 more nubiles but I didn't because I was scared of getting an itchy badger-kn0bOriginally posted by wobbegong View Post. . . or the "none - I'm not a skank" option?
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of,
oh Mr Shankley
see, Morrissey had it right
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Awesome, 80% of contractors polled said they had had Herpes. Good quote."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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