Originally posted by Moscow Mule
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Needs more work, this line....
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[uncle jack] A bit of trichomoniasis never hurt anybody [/uncle jack]
Needs more work, this line....If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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or sorry i thought you meant Subscriber Trunk Dialling
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Not actually had any, just precaution.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Nearest I came to a sexual mishap involving hospital was when me and gf shared this really manky flat with the bath in the cellar. We fancied it in the bath, so went upstairs to get the thingies and slipped down the wooden stairs coming back, landing starkers on a pile of old milk bottles. When gf saw me arrive at bath covered in blood with bits of glass sticking out everywhere she passed out. Aaaah! Those were the days!bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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I choose the HRH option. Only becuase it the most ish truthful.
Although I did have a really itchy crotch for a day or so after [meeting a nice honest girl, falling in love, getting to know each other, taking it slowly]* some chick from the Uni Rugby team (yes, womens not mens. I did check...cheeky feckers).
Maybe she has some super STD that could penetrate latex.
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I did have a severe case of herpes of the mouth after having my wisdom teeth out. Mind you I was under general anasthetic so the dirty cock sucking dentists could have been up to anything...
Cue more cock sucking jibes...Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon
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I got Bilharzia in Africa Bonking a yank relief worker (ugly but available) in a river, does that count as an std
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It's a question of taking precautions, not of abstaining.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostComment
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no ebola or anthrax options?? Granted they'd probably be the last thing you'd catch and you would have to be seriously deviant.Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoonComment
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