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What STDs have you had?

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    What STDs have you had?

    From Xog's question in General - not really appropriate for there, so it's here...
    60
    SYPHILIS
    8.33%
    5
    CHLAMYDIA
    11.67%
    7
    GONORRHEA
    8.33%
    5
    HERPES
    13.33%
    8
    AIDS
    8.33%
    5
    HEPATITIS
    8.33%
    5
    GENITAL
    11.67%
    7
    CHANCROID
    8.33%
    5
    PUBIC LICE (crabs) & SCABIES
    13.33%
    8
    TRICHOMONIASIS
    8.33%
    5
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

    #2
    wheres the
    none - I'm careful
    none - I'm lucky
    none - I'm celebate
    none - no girl/boy will touch me cause Im HRH option
    I am andyW

    options?
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
      wheres the
      none - I'm careful
      none - I'm lucky
      none - I'm celebate
      none - no girl/boy will touch me cause Im HRH option
      I am andyW

      options?
      Not interested...

      I picked the first hit from google for common STDs.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        None of the above...

        I'm ever so glad.

        Long long ago, when I was in uni, there was a slapper who seemed to find it a badge of honour to catch the clap fairly frequently.

        I wonder whatever happened to her....
        Luuuucccyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #5
          None, but then I've not been that promiscuous...honest!
          (where's the angel smiley?)
          It's Deja-vu all over again!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
            wheres the
            none - I'm careful
            none - I'm lucky
            none - I'm celebate
            none - no girl/boy will touch me cause Im HRH option
            I am andyW

            options?
            WHS

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              #7
              Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
              wheres the
              none - I'm careful
              none - I'm lucky
              none - I'm celebate
              none - no girl/boy will touch me cause Im HRH option
              I am andyW

              options?
              . . . or the "none - I'm not a skank" option?
              The vegetarian option.

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                #8
                Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
                . . . or the "none - I'm not a skank" option?
                you're gonna be soooo sorry when you are ninety. You'll be thinking, I could have sh@gged 25 more nubiles but I didn't because I was scared of getting an itchy badger-kn0b






                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #9
                  I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of,
                  oh Mr Shankley

                  see, Morrissey had it right




                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Awesome, 80% of contractors polled said they had had Herpes. Good quote.
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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