Reply to: What STDs have you had?

[OwlHoot]

Apparently I had scabies when I was a kid... not sexually transmitted, I might add...

How can a kid have scabies? They don't have any pubes to have scabies *on*!

[TheRefactornator]

You got a mail fetish?

Hein? Vous avez obtenu un cellules du cerveau?

[Sockpuppet]

no ebola or anthrax options?? Granted they'd probably be the last thing you'd catch and you would have to be seriously deviant.

You got a mail fetish?

[TheRefactornator]

no ebola or anthrax options?? Granted they'd probably be the last thing you'd catch and you would have to be seriously deviant.

[wobbegong]

you're gonna be soooo sorry when you are ninety. You'll be thinking, I could have sh@gged 25 more nubiles but I didn't because I was scared of getting an itchy badger-kn0b

It's a question of taking precautions, not of abstaining.

[Diver]

I got Bilharzia in Africa Bonking a yank relief worker (ugly but available) in a river, does that count as an std

[TheRefactornator]

I did have a severe case of herpes of the mouth after having my wisdom teeth out. Mind you I was under general anasthetic so the dirty cock sucking dentists could have been up to anything...

Cue more cock sucking jibes...

[Sockpuppet]

I choose the HRH option. Only becuase it the most ish truthful.

Although I did have a really itchy crotch for a day or so after [meeting a nice honest girl, falling in love, getting to know each other, taking it slowly]* some chick from the Uni Rugby team (yes, womens not mens. I did check...cheeky feckers).

Maybe she has some super STD that could penetrate latex.

Replace text within [ ] with: "got pissed and pile drove"

[xoggoth]

Nearest I came to a sexual mishap involving hospital was when me and gf shared this really manky flat with the bath in the cellar. We fancied it in the bath, so went upstairs to get the thingies and slipped down the wooden stairs coming back, landing starkers on a pile of old milk bottles. When gf saw me arrive at bath covered in blood with bits of glass sticking out everywhere she passed out. Aaaah! Those were the days!

[xoggoth]

Not actually had any, just precaution.

[AndyGarbs]

so far i have had

0121
01773
0115 ...

or sorry i thought you meant Subscriber Trunk Dialling
sorry

[Chantho]

From Xog's question in General - not really appropriate for there, so it's here...

[uncle jack] A bit of trichomoniasis never hurt anybody [/uncle jack]
Needs more work, this line....

[Moscow Mule]

Awesome, 80% of contractors polled said they had had Herpes. Good quote.

[EternalOptimist]

I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of,
oh Mr Shankley

see, Morrissey had it right

[EternalOptimist]

. . . or the "none - I'm not a skank" option?

you're gonna be soooo sorry when you are ninety. You'll be thinking, I could have sh@gged 25 more nubiles but I didn't because I was scared of getting an itchy badger-kn0b