If it was against the law to have a brain cell, you'd be acquitted
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I usually find "Nah Nah Na Nah Nah"" works.
Don't forget the thumb on the nose and the wiggling of the fingers.
Alternatively, "Buzz off" or "Same to you"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI am currently working in an environment that requires a quick wit with a good retort.
Unfortunately I'm not quick enough , so can anyone suggest standard insults that could prove suitable for ANY OCCASION?
(the quote I mean, not directed at you)
P.S. On second thoughts it lacks a certain panache, but might be useful in a tight corner.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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You deviant smelly two faced moronic bow legged spawny eyed wazzack ?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Try hereHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
-Oscar Wilde
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
-Winston Churchill
"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
-Winston Churchill
He had delusions of adequacy."
- Walter Kerr
http://www.bertc.com/putdowns.htmAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I hope your next shiiits a hedgehog.
You want fooking with a rotating pineapple.
It is more in the delivery than the phrase itself though.
A simple fook off can be devastating if delivered properly.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Doing an all nighter in the city?
Just get pissed and more abusive as the night goes on - worked for me"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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I even remember the pm telling me to "back off!!!" at about 4-5 am....
How I don't miss all that.."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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