Reply to: Insults required

[Jog On]

I even remember the pm telling me to "back off!!!" at about 4-5 am....

How I don't miss all that..

[Jog On]

Doing an all nighter in the city?

Just get pissed and more abusive as the night goes on - worked for me

[The Lone Gunman]

I hope your next shiiits a hedgehog.
You want fooking with a rotating pineapple.

It is more in the delivery than the phrase itself though.
A simple fook off can be devastating if delivered properly.

[vetran]

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
-Oscar Wilde

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
-Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about."
-Winston Churchill

He had delusions of adequacy."
- Walter Kerr



http://www.bertc.com/putdowns.htm

[BrilloPad]

Try here

top quality link - I am going to distribute this at clientco

[HairyArsedBloke]

Try here

[Diver]

You deviant smelly two faced moronic bow legged spawny eyed wazzack ?

[OwlHoot]

I am currently working in an environment that requires a quick wit with a good retort.

Unfortunately I'm not quick enough , so can anyone suggest standard insults that could prove suitable for ANY OCCASION?

eff you, and eff the donkey you rode in on!

(the quote I mean, not directed at you)

P.S. On second thoughts it lacks a certain panache, but might be useful in a tight corner.

[Board Game Geek]

I usually find "Nah Nah Na Nah Nah"" works.

Don't forget the thumb on the nose and the wiggling of the fingers.

Alternatively, "Buzz off" or "Same to you"

[EternalOptimist]

If it was against the law to have a brain cell, you'd be acquitted

[EternalOptimist]

The last time I saw a gob like that, Lester Piggot was sitting behind it

[BrilloPad]

You know that HRH? That is you that is.

[wobbegong]

p******g

Nope.

[EqualOpportunities]

Being very careful not to upset the resident Ferret;

"Why don't you pi** off ya f***ing monkey" and "You donkey raping s**t-eater" always go down well.

the latter courtesy of "South Park"

p******g

[wobbegong]

Being very careful not to upset the resident Ferret;

"Why don't you pi** off ya f***ing monkey" and "You donkey raping s**t-eater" always go down well.

the latter courtesy of "South Park"