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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points -
While I was working for GPT they opened offices in France. When you say GPT in French it sounds exactly like the French for "I farted".Comment
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Any Red Dwarf fans? How about 'Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostAny Red Dwarf fans? How about 'Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWay back in a previous millennium, we developed a bespoke COTS system which we provisionally named Sales and Purchase Entry for Retailing Manufacturers. We got the name past management and sales but a potential customer worked it out in a pre-release demo and pointed it out. We NEARLY got it marketed by that name.
Shame it didn't make it through, but for tryingComment
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After "Marconi Elliott Automation..." I cannot remember what the rest stood for, but it was some sonar signal processing kit for submarines we developed in the 1970s.Comment
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My all time favourite is Cardiff University Netball Team.
More over the shirts and posters they handed out before freshers fayre.
That shall amuse me till the day I die.Comment
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One more FART- Fairfax Area Rapid Transit. It's quicker by FART.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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