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    Cunning Acronyms

    I'm reading the process flows for my new project () at the moment, and I've just found out the acronym that they are using for our team.

    I'm now officially a member of the "BAD - Solution Team".

    At least I can aim to live up to the team name now.
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    I once worked in the Programme Management Team (which was also sometimes refered to a Programme Management Services).

    The Team Manager said once the acronym was pointed out came up with a potential team slogan - "We may be a pain but you're always glad to see us"

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      #3
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      I'm reading the process flows for my new project () at the moment, and I've just found out the acronym that they are using for our team.

      I'm now officially a member of the "BAD - Solution Team".

      At least I can aim to live up to the team name now.
      Business Adoption Deployment?

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        #4
        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        Business Adoption Deployment?
        No idea! There's no explanation of them, it's just BAD.

        Used to be the "BAD Work Stream" which says enough.
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          #5
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          No idea! There's no explanation of them, it's just BAD.

          Used to be the "BAD Work Stream" which says enough.
          We have BAD and BAT streams

          Business Adoption and Deployment
          Build and Test

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            #6
            We have a NIT team - Network Integration Team

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              #7
              Here are a few
              TIT Title
              TIT Tactical Intelligence Team (Mad TV)
              TIT Taste in Television (Married with Children)
              TIT Teacher in Training
              TIT Technician Induced Trouble
              TIT Tenchi In Tokyo (anime)
              TIT Tennessee Institute of Technology
              TIT Ternary Digit
              TIT The Internet Times
              TIT This Is Terrible
              TIT This Is Thailand (Bangkok Post)
              TIT This Is True
              TIT Time in Transit
              TIT Titus
              TIT Tokyo Institute of Technology
              TIT Topkatours International Travel (Istanbul, Turkey)
              TIT Torpedo Impulse Tank
              TIT Total Information Technology (Robin Williams)
              TIT Travel in Taiwan (magazine)
              TIT Triangle Inequality Theorem (algebra and euclidean geometry)
              TIT Trotter's International Trading
              TIT Trotters Independent Trading
              TIT Tugaya Institute of Technology
              TIT Turbine Inlet Temperature

              WANK Worms Against Nuclear Killers (worm virus released on the VMX network SPAN in October 1989)

              Acronym Definition
              CRAP Canadian Reform Alliance Party (now Canadian Reform Conservative Alliance)
              CRAP Carrying Resentments Against People (12 step recovery)
              CRAP Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
              CRAP Citizens Raging Against Phones (Grand Theft Auto 3)
              CRAP Citizens Revolt Against Poop
              CRAP Cloudy Reporting Accounting Principles
              CRAP Computerized Response Audience Poll
              CRAP Consumer Research and Planning
              CRAP Content Restriction and Punishment (aka Digital Rights Management; coined by Richard Stallman)
              CRAP Content Restriction Annulment and Protection (aka Digital Rights Management; coined by David Berlind)
              CRAP Contrast, Repetition, Alignment, and Proximity (design principles)
              CRAP County Rural Addressing Project
              CRAP Courts, Roads, Avenues, and Places (mnemonic for East-West Streets in Miami)
              CRAP Coventry Residents Against Phish
              CRAP Cut Rate Auto Parts (auto parts distribution chain Olympia, Washington)

              PUFF Pulsed Ultra High Flux
              SLAG Safe Launch Angle Gate
              CRAPS Common Radio Access Protocol Set
              TURD Timed Universal Rearward Destroyer
              JUGS James Watt Undergraduate Society (Birmingham University)
              PLEB People's Law Enforcement Board (Philippines)
              PLEB Pocket Linux Embedded Box

              FART Fair & Accurate Reporting on Television (Daily Show)
              FART Farmers Against Ridiculous Taxes (New Zealand)
              FART Fast Action Response Team
              FART Fast Armed Response Team (British, never used after realizing what this spelled) :-)
              FART Fathers Against Radical Teenagers (popular bumper sticker)
              FART Fathers Against Rude Television (Futurama cartoon)
              FART Federal Acronym Registration Team (The Daily Show)
              FART Fire Alarm Response Team
              FART Fire And Rappeller Training/Tactics
              FART Fire and Rescue Team
              FART Florida Association of Respiratory Therapists
              FART Fort Augustus Rally Team
              FART Fresh Air Ram Technology

              TWAT Tactical Women's Alert Team (Cheech & Chong skit)
              TWAT The War Against Terrorism
              TWAT The Warm As Toast (cafe in Cardiff, Wales, UK)
              TWAT The Western Area Tourers (motorcycle club)
              TWAT The Word Association Thread (game)
              TWAT There Was A Time (Guns n' Roses song title)
              TWAT There We Are Then
              TWAT Traveling-Wave Amplifier Tube

              BITCH Babe In Total Control of Herself
              BITCH Birds in the City of Hollywood (MTV Jackass)
              BITCH Black Intelligence Test of Cultural Homogeneity
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                #8
                http://silmaril.ie/cgi-bin/uncgi/acronyms
                Cenedl heb iaith, cenedl heb galon

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
                  Here are a few

                  ...

                  PUFF Pulsed Ultra High Flux
                  Should this be:

                  PUFF Dyslexic University Student Fizzissists

                  ?

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                    #10
                    One of the product codes for a leather holder for a Sony phone ends TW-AT which surely can't be an accident.
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