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Cunning Acronyms
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Way back in a previous millennium, we developed a bespoke COTS system which we provisionally named Sales and Purchase Entry for Retailing Manufacturers. We got the name past management and sales but a potential customer worked it out in a pre-release demo and pointed it out. We NEARLY got it marketed by that name.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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While I was working for GPT they opened offices in France. When you say GPT in French it sounds exactly like the French for "I farted".Comment
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Any Red Dwarf fans? How about 'Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Ah yes indeedy, but lets put that one on the back burner and hit them with a leaflet dropOriginally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostAny Red Dwarf fans? How about 'Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWay back in a previous millennium, we developed a bespoke COTS system which we provisionally named Sales and Purchase Entry for Retailing Manufacturers. We got the name past management and sales but a potential customer worked it out in a pre-release demo and pointed it out. We NEARLY got it marketed by that name.
Shame it didn't make it through, but
for trying
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After "Marconi Elliott Automation..." I cannot remember what the rest stood for, but it was some sonar signal processing kit for submarines we developed in the 1970s.Comment
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My all time favourite is Cardiff University Netball Team.
More over the shirts and posters they handed out before freshers fayre.
That shall amuse me till the day I die.Comment
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One more FART- Fairfax Area Rapid Transit. It's quicker by FART.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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