Guy at the local chinese take out is called Onehung Lo
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A bit OT because it isn't very funny, but I went to junior school with a girl called Cynthia Summerbell. Her mum was our teacher.Originally posted by Jay54 View PostI went to scholl with a girl called Jessie Bell
We also had a boy in our class called Beverley.
Strange place, Norfolk.
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There's a football chant about people from Norwich to the tune of "The Addams Family":Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostStrange place, Norfolk.
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all **** one another
The Norwich family.
if you're going to give boys girls names, then it will get even more confusing!Comment
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Dragging this post up again
Some chap I will be working with has just come over and introduced himself to me he surname was 'Buttmaster' seriously
I thought it was some kind of joke to play on the new boy (me) so I repeated the name back and start to smirk abit, it was only when I noticed he wasnt amused that the penny dropped it was really his surname
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I was in junior school with a boy called Mark Hunt, it was years before I worked out why the teacher always laughed during assembly (role call)Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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There was an engineer called Dr Murtaza Khakoo who was a bit of an argumentative sorts in a few meetings I was in. One time he had proposed a bit of a controversial policy and one of the engineers got a little heated over it and said:
"If he thinks this a good idea then he must be living in cloud khakoo land"
We fell about in tears. Little bits of wee were let go...
Also, when I worked on some power station gas fired burners,
got introduced to a burner expert chap called John Brazier...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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sorry Diver I'm off the cigs again
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