Funny Names

[fridge]

Guy at the local chinese take out is called Onehung Lo

[Jay54]

I went to scholl with a girl called Jessie Bell

[wendigo100]

I went to scholl with a girl called Jessie Bell

A bit OT because it isn't very funny, but I went to junior school with a girl called Cynthia Summerbell. Her mum was our teacher.

We also had a boy in our class called Beverley.

Strange place, Norfolk.

[TheFaQQer]

Strange place, Norfolk.

There's a football chant about people from Norwich to the tune of "The Addams Family":

Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all **** one another
The Norwich family.

if you're going to give boys girls names, then it will get even more confusing!

[vetran]

Micheal Hunt - Mike for short, strangely the toughest bloke in school.

[Colemanisor]

Someone from our India call centre - Adarsh Diktulip

[richard-af]

Barry Knobcheese... though I may have misheard.

[MobileCheese]

Dragging this post up again Some chap I will be working with has just come over and introduced himself to me he surname was 'Buttmaster' seriously I thought it was some kind of joke to play on the new boy (me) so I repeated the name back and start to smirk abit, it was only when I noticed he wasnt amused that the penny dropped it was really his surname

[Diver]

I was in junior school with a boy called Mark Hunt, it was years before I worked out why the teacher always laughed during assembly (role call)

[hyperD]

There was an engineer called Dr Murtaza Khakoo who was a bit of an argumentative sorts in a few meetings I was in. One time he had proposed a bit of a controversial policy and one of the engineers got a little heated over it and said:

"If he thinks this a good idea then he must be living in cloud khakoo land"

We fell about in tears. Little bits of wee were let go...

Also, when I worked on some power station gas fired burners,
got introduced to a burner expert chap called John Brazier...