I just bit my lip and tongue so hard they're now both bleeding. Ouch!
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ChanOriginally posted by Moose423956 View PostI just bit my lip and tongue so hard they're now both bleeding. Ouch!
I thought mooses? were vegetarian.
thoIf you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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I was eating a vegetarian cheese ploughman's sandwich at the time.Originally posted by Chantho View PostChan
I thought mooses? were vegetarian.
tho
By the way, aren't you going to be offended every time someone replies to you? I mean, if we don't wrap "Chan" and "tho" round our posts?Comment
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Dare I ask why you did it?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI just bit my lip and tongue so hard they're now both bleeding. Ouch!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Don't you have any books in your office? Or a coffee machine or wimmin to look at...?Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI was bored.
"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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No. I'm going to eat some chocolate now.Originally posted by daviejones View PostDon't you have any books in your office? Or a coffee machine or wimmin to look at...?
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Chan
thoOriginally posted by Moose423956 View PostI was eating a vegetarian cheese ploughman's sandwich at the time.
By the way, aren't you going to be offended every time someone replies to you? I mean, if we don't wrap "Chan" and "tho" round our posts?
Chan
Well spotted, I have taken the liberty of correcting your post as you see.
thoIf you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.
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Bet those prehensile lips and 18 inch tongue are murder to control when your in an eating frenzy MooseConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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