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  • Diver
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    Bet those prehensile lips and 18 inch tongue are murder to control when your in an eating frenzy Moose

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  • Chantho
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    Chan

    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I was eating a vegetarian cheese ploughman's sandwich at the time.

    By the way, aren't you going to be offended every time someone replies to you? I mean, if we don't wrap "Chan" and "tho" round our posts?
    tho

    Chan

    Well spotted, I have taken the liberty of correcting your post as you see.

    tho

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Don't you have any books in your office? Or a coffee machine or wimmin to look at...?
    No. I'm going to eat some chocolate now.

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I was bored.
    Don't you have any books in your office? Or a coffee machine or wimmin to look at...?

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Dare I ask why you did it?
    I was bored.

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I just bit my lip and tongue so hard they're now both bleeding. Ouch!
    Dare I ask why you did it?

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by Chantho View Post
    Chan

    I thought mooses? were vegetarian.

    tho
    I was eating a vegetarian cheese ploughman's sandwich at the time.

    By the way, aren't you going to be offended every time someone replies to you? I mean, if we don't wrap "Chan" and "tho" round our posts?

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  • Chantho
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    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I just bit my lip and tongue so hard they're now both bleeding. Ouch!
    Chan

    I thought mooses? were vegetarian.

    tho

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  • Moose423956
    started a topic Ow!

    Ow!

    I just bit my lip and tongue so hard they're now both bleeding. Ouch!

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