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    Ow!

    I just bit my lip and tongue so hard they're now both bleeding. Ouch!

    #2
    Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
    I just bit my lip and tongue so hard they're now both bleeding. Ouch!
    Chan

    I thought mooses? were vegetarian.

    tho
    If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

    Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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      #3
      Originally posted by Chantho View Post
      Chan

      I thought mooses? were vegetarian.

      tho
      I was eating a vegetarian cheese ploughman's sandwich at the time.

      By the way, aren't you going to be offended every time someone replies to you? I mean, if we don't wrap "Chan" and "tho" round our posts?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
        I just bit my lip and tongue so hard they're now both bleeding. Ouch!
        Dare I ask why you did it?
        "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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          #5
          Originally posted by daviejones View Post
          Dare I ask why you did it?
          I was bored.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
            I was bored.
            Don't you have any books in your office? Or a coffee machine or wimmin to look at...?
            "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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              #7
              Originally posted by daviejones View Post
              Don't you have any books in your office? Or a coffee machine or wimmin to look at...?
              No. I'm going to eat some chocolate now.

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                #8
                Chan

                Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                I was eating a vegetarian cheese ploughman's sandwich at the time.

                By the way, aren't you going to be offended every time someone replies to you? I mean, if we don't wrap "Chan" and "tho" round our posts?
                tho

                Chan

                Well spotted, I have taken the liberty of correcting your post as you see.

                tho
                If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

                Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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                  #9
                  Bet those prehensile lips and 18 inch tongue are murder to control when your in an eating frenzy Moose
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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