Am I Going the Right Way?

[realityhack]

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There is a fork in the path ahead of you, NW and SW, an ordinary wooden post in the ground at the fork in the path, dense forest shrubbery around the path, and a crow sitting on a branch above you.

The crow squawks, and poos on you.

[richard-af]

Bloody crows! NW.

[realityhack]

Bloody crows! NW.

"You take the NW fork in the path, and come to a clearing. There is a cottage here, with white smoke coming out of the chimney, the cottage appears to me made of gingerbread, with sugar windows.
You are standing before a gate made of barley sugar. The path is lined with what appear to be glace statues of fellow travellers, young and old. There is a peanut brittle bell with a liquorice handle hanging from the gate. Exits NW, SE."

[Burdock]

have sex.

well, someone had to type it

[realityhack]

have sex.

well, someone had to type it

Have sex with what?

[Muttley08]

throw fork

[richard-af]

Sex? The only thing I've seen is a crow, and I draw the line a long way before that!

[realityhack]

throw fork

I don't understand what you mean by 'fork'

[Muttley08]

eat cottage

[Burdock]

Have sex with what?

have sex with peanut brittle bell