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One for the ladies..

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    #21
    Originally posted by Maxamus
    women like "thicker" tools, not longer ones...

    so i been told.....

    Actually we like slightly bent ones which vibrate.
    The pope is a tard.

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      #22
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      Actually we like slightly bent ones which vibrate.
      Didnt know you had a thing for gay blokes with parkinsons?

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        #23
        Originally posted by hyperD
        Put me right off my stroke.
        Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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          #24
          Originally posted by alreadypacked


          20:56

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            #25
            Originally posted by Sockpuppet
            Didnt know you had a thing for gay blokes with parkinsons?

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              #26
              Originally posted by hyperD
              Ah we in Light Relief? Ah yes, good...

              I saw a video on a gentleman's website where this bloke had the biggest balls you could ever see. He was spanking the monkey over some bird's t1ts and he was just coming bucket loads for about 30 seconds....incredible... she was not particularly happy with it as I'm sure she just wanted to leave at the first sign of muck and grab the towel. Unfortunately she had to go the whole bukkake bucketload - it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...
              And whereas she got a good few bob for it, I got paid fuck all!

              And I'd been saving that up since Christmas!

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                #27
                Originally posted by alreadypacked
                But I didn't get my red triangle yet
                I'm sure Clairol can help with that 'Radiant Ruby' or 'Beyond Cherry'?
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by alreadypacked
                  But I didn't get my red triangle yet
                  Just don't change the towel for a couple of days...

                  IGMC
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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