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Previously on "One for the ladies.."

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked
    But I didn't get my red triangle yet
    Just don't change the towel for a couple of days...

    IGMC

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked
    But I didn't get my red triangle yet
    I'm sure Clairol can help with that 'Radiant Ruby' or 'Beyond Cherry'?

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    Ah we in Light Relief? Ah yes, good...

    I saw a video on a gentleman's website where this bloke had the biggest balls you could ever see. He was spanking the monkey over some bird's t1ts and he was just coming bucket loads for about 30 seconds....incredible... she was not particularly happy with it as I'm sure she just wanted to leave at the first sign of muck and grab the towel. Unfortunately she had to go the whole bukkake bucketload - it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...
    And whereas she got a good few bob for it, I got paid fuck all!

    And I'd been saving that up since Christmas!

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet
    Didnt know you had a thing for gay blokes with parkinsons?

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  • Let-Me-In
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked


    20:56

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    Put me right off my stroke.

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  • Sockpuppet
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Actually we like slightly bent ones which vibrate.
    Didnt know you had a thing for gay blokes with parkinsons?

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Maxamus
    women like "thicker" tools, not longer ones...

    so i been told.....

    Actually we like slightly bent ones which vibrate.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by DS23
    most likely it was wallpaper paste.
    Then "Painting and Decorating" would have looked better on his CV than "Male Porn Star" no doubt.

    Still, you're right, I've seen plenty of dodgy "hose" shots...some of them quite laughable. But this was genuine alright...

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...
    most likely it was wallpaper paste.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked
    Put me right off my supper
    Put me right off my stroke.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    Ah we in Light Relief? Ah yes, good...

    I saw a video on a gentleman's website where this bloke had the biggest balls you could ever see. He was spanking the monkey over some bird's t1ts and he was just coming bucket loads for about 30 seconds....incredible... she was not particularly happy with it as I'm sure she just wanted to leave at the first sign of muck and grab the towel. Unfortunately she had to go the whole bukkake bucketload - it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...
    Put me right off my supper

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  • hyperD
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    Ah we in Light Relief? Ah yes, good...

    I saw a video on a gentleman's website where this bloke had the biggest balls you could ever see. He was spanking the monkey over some bird's t1ts and he was just coming bucket loads for about 30 seconds....incredible... she was not particularly happy with it as I'm sure she just wanted to leave at the first sign of muck and grab the towel. Unfortunately she had to go the whole bukkake bucketload - it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...

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  • Maxamus
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    women like "thicker" tools, not longer ones...

    so i been told.....

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  • Kyajae
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked
    But I didn't get my red triangle yet
    We're a pretty forgiving lot (except of course for Maggot, sorry, sadguru)

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