One for the ladies..

[Moscow Mule]

But I didn't get my red triangle yet

Just don't change the towel for a couple of days...

IGMC

[vetran]

But I didn't get my red triangle yet

I'm sure Clairol can help with that 'Radiant Ruby' or 'Beyond Cherry'?

[wendigo100]

Ah we in Light Relief? Ah yes, good...

I saw a video on a gentleman's website where this bloke had the biggest balls you could ever see. He was spanking the monkey over some bird's t1ts and he was just coming bucket loads for about 30 seconds....incredible... she was not particularly happy with it as I'm sure she just wanted to leave at the first sign of muck and grab the towel. Unfortunately she had to go the whole bukkake bucketload - it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...

And whereas she got a good few bob for it, I got paid fuck all!

And I'd been saving that up since Christmas!

[wendigo100]

Didnt know you had a thing for gay blokes with parkinsons?

[Let-Me-In]

20:56

[alreadypacked]

Put me right off my stroke.

[Sockpuppet]

Actually we like slightly bent ones which vibrate.

Didnt know you had a thing for gay blokes with parkinsons?

[SallyAnne]

women like "thicker" tools, not longer ones...

so i been told.....

Actually we like slightly bent ones which vibrate.

[hyperD]

most likely it was wallpaper paste.

Then "Painting and Decorating" would have looked better on his CV than "Male Porn Star" no doubt.

Still, you're right, I've seen plenty of dodgy "hose" shots...some of them quite laughable. But this was genuine alright...

[DS23]

it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...

most likely it was wallpaper paste.