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Moscow Mule replied

4 July 2007, 06:23
Originally posted by alreadypacked

But I didn't get my red triangle yet

Just don't change the towel for a couple of days...

IGMC
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vetran replied

3 July 2007, 22:39
Originally posted by alreadypacked

But I didn't get my red triangle yet

I'm sure Clairol can help with that 'Radiant Ruby' or 'Beyond Cherry'?
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wendigo100 replied

3 July 2007, 22:24
Originally posted by hyperD

Ah we in Light Relief? Ah yes, good...

I saw a video on a gentleman's website where this bloke had the biggest balls you could ever see. He was spanking the monkey over some bird's t1ts and he was just coming bucket loads for about 30 seconds....incredible... she was not particularly happy with it as I'm sure she just wanted to leave at the first sign of muck and grab the towel. Unfortunately she had to go the whole bukkake bucketload - it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...

And whereas she got a good few bob for it, I got paid fuck all!

And I'd been saving that up since Christmas!
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wendigo100 replied

3 July 2007, 22:22
Originally posted by Sockpuppet

Didnt know you had a thing for gay blokes with parkinsons?
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Let-Me-In replied

3 July 2007, 19:55
Originally posted by alreadypacked

20:56
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alreadypacked replied

3 July 2007, 19:40
Originally posted by hyperD

Put me right off my stroke.
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Sockpuppet replied

3 July 2007, 19:01
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Actually we like slightly bent ones which vibrate.

Didnt know you had a thing for gay blokes with parkinsons?
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SallyAnne replied

3 July 2007, 18:48
Originally posted by Maxamus

women like "thicker" tools, not longer ones...

so i been told.....

Actually we like slightly bent ones which vibrate.
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hyperD replied

3 July 2007, 17:43
Originally posted by DS23

most likely it was wallpaper paste.

Then "Painting and Decorating" would have looked better on his CV than "Male Porn Star" no doubt.

Still, you're right, I've seen plenty of dodgy "hose" shots...some of them quite laughable. But this was genuine alright...
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DS23 replied

3 July 2007, 17:18
Originally posted by hyperD

it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...

most likely it was wallpaper paste.
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hyperD replied

3 July 2007, 17:07
Originally posted by alreadypacked

Put me right off my supper

Put me right off my stroke.
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alreadypacked replied

3 July 2007, 17:03
Originally posted by hyperD

Ah we in Light Relief? Ah yes, good...

I saw a video on a gentleman's website where this bloke had the biggest balls you could ever see. He was spanking the monkey over some bird's t1ts and he was just coming bucket loads for about 30 seconds....incredible... she was not particularly happy with it as I'm sure she just wanted to leave at the first sign of muck and grab the towel. Unfortunately she had to go the whole bukkake bucketload - it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...

Put me right off my supper
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hyperD replied

3 July 2007, 17:01
Ah we in Light Relief? Ah yes, good...

I saw a video on a gentleman's website where this bloke had the biggest balls you could ever see. He was spanking the monkey over some bird's t1ts and he was just coming bucket loads for about 30 seconds....incredible... she was not particularly happy with it as I'm sure she just wanted to leave at the first sign of muck and grab the towel. Unfortunately she had to go the whole bukkake bucketload - it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...
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Maxamus replied

3 July 2007, 16:22
women like "thicker" tools, not longer ones...

so i been told.....
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Kyajae replied

3 July 2007, 15:58
Originally posted by alreadypacked

But I didn't get my red triangle yet

We're a pretty forgiving lot (except of course for Maggot, sorry, sadguru)
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