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The great English tradition; "Don't just stand there, take the piss!"Originally posted by Clippy -
I think you'll find it's a CUK tradition. HTH.Originally posted by ZapicoThe great English tradition; "Don't just stand there, take the piss!"Comment
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Silly old farts. I hate old people like that.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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What do you have against Geeks, Clippy? Seems odd given the close connection between 'geek' and your forum name/avatar.Originally posted by ClippyI think you'll find it's a CUK tradition. HTH.Mmmm! Bite me off a bit of that!Comment
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...and it's not to be confused with foreplay.Originally posted by zeitghostDunno...
But I know what FORTRAN is...
HTH.Mmmm! Bite me off a bit of that!Comment
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Hi ClippyOriginally posted by ClippyWelcome geek bird.
And stop having a go at Geeks! Or it will be the naughty corner and a good
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