Originally posted by zeitghost
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Cut my teeth on Fortran n Cobol,
Now I grind my teeth if it aint Drag n Drop.
long live the builderConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by wendigo100I was a FORT IV man many years ago. All I can remember now is you had to leave some sort of margin for optional line numbers, and six-character variable names. I think.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostUuum...
First six characters on a line are reserved for a numeric label:
1000 FORMAT(1X, 80A1)
sort of thing.
Character 7 is the extender, which joins the current line onto the line preceding it...
Then characters 8 to 71 hold the code....
Finally characters 72 to 80 have the card sequence number which is mighty handy if you drop the deck of cards and the rubber band breaks...
All of which is now bollocks, coz you can use the namby pamby freeform.
Real Programmers wrote
FORTRANINUPPERCASEWITHOUTANYSPACESCOZTHECOMPILERLI KEDITLIKETHAT
I haven't written a line of FORTRAN since 1991...
I think it's vile, and I won't touch the language.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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and you had to create a new thread to point that out? Thanks for wasting 2 seconds of my precious time.Comment
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Go on! How many of you had to Google that boring old; hard on the brain cr@p just to get a line in?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Can we please have AtW and Sasguru in this thread, please, pleaseConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostCan we please have AtW and Sasguru in this thread, please, please
HTHHard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAtw is a wannabe geek. I am real geek turned business person.
HTHConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAtw is a wannabe geek. I am real geek turned business person.
HTHComment
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