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    #11
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Dunno...

    But I know what FORTRAN is...

    HTH.
    I was a FORT IV man many years ago. All I can remember now is you had to leave some sort of margin for optional line numbers, and six-character variable names. I think.

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      #12
      Cut my teeth on Fortran n Cobol,

      Now I grind my teeth if it aint Drag n Drop.

      long live the builder
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #13
        Originally posted by wendigo100
        I was a FORT IV man many years ago. All I can remember now is you had to leave some sort of margin for optional line numbers, and six-character variable names. I think.
        and there were no block ifs in FORTRAN IV - You had to negate the condition and use a GOTO to a label past the code subject to the IF
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Uuum...

          First six characters on a line are reserved for a numeric label:

          1000 FORMAT(1X, 80A1)

          sort of thing.

          Character 7 is the extender, which joins the current line onto the line preceding it...


          Then characters 8 to 71 hold the code....

          Finally characters 72 to 80 have the card sequence number which is mighty handy if you drop the deck of cards and the rubber band breaks...

          All of which is now bollocks, coz you can use the namby pamby freeform.

          Real Programmers wrote
          FORTRANINUPPERCASEWITHOUTANYSPACESCOZTHECOMPILERLI KEDITLIKETHAT

          I haven't written a line of FORTRAN since 1991...
          Talking about all this column alignment stuff, does anyone agree that python, despite its object-oriented slant, is a massive leap back into the dark ages with its reliance on column alignment for nesting of ifs?
          I think it's vile, and I won't touch the language.
          Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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            #15
            and you had to create a new thread to point that out? Thanks for wasting 2 seconds of my precious time.

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              #16
              Go on! How many of you had to Google that boring old; hard on the brain cr@p just to get a line in?
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #17
                Can we please have AtW and Sasguru in this thread, please, please
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Can we please have AtW and Sasguru in this thread, please, please
                  Atw is a wannabe geek. I am real geek turned business person.

                  HTH
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Atw is a wannabe geek. I am real geek turned business person.

                    HTH
                    I used to be a Geek and a Nerd, but I grew out of it, so there is hope for you yet Sas
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                      Atw is a wannabe geek. I am real geek turned business person.

                      HTH
                      You're beginning to sound like AtW...

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