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Previously on "Geek pi**ing contest"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    And what about people who put the leading brace at the end of the IF...

    Hanging is too good for 'em!!!

    String 'em up I say!!!!!!

    Churchill - In "" mode!

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  • BrowneIssue
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Talking about all this column alignment stuff, does anyone agree that python, despite its object-oriented slant, is a massive leap back into the dark ages with its reliance on column alignment for nesting of ifs?
    I think it's vile, and I won't touch the language.
    Having wasted hours on "which poxy layout standard is this bit of this immense C program indented to? " ...

    No.

    Next.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Atw is a wannabe geek. I am real geek turned business person.

    HTH
    You're beginning to sound like AtW...

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Atw is a wannabe geek. I am real geek turned business person.

    HTH
    I used to be a Geek and a Nerd, but I grew out of it, so there is hope for you yet Sas

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Can we please have AtW and Sasguru in this thread, please, please
    Atw is a wannabe geek. I am real geek turned business person.

    HTH

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  • Diver
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    Can we please have AtW and Sasguru in this thread, please, please

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  • Diver
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    Go on! How many of you had to Google that boring old; hard on the brain cr@p just to get a line in?

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  • wizard1974uk
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    and you had to create a new thread to point that out? Thanks for wasting 2 seconds of my precious time.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Uuum...

    First six characters on a line are reserved for a numeric label:

    1000 FORMAT(1X, 80A1)

    sort of thing.

    Character 7 is the extender, which joins the current line onto the line preceding it...


    Then characters 8 to 71 hold the code....

    Finally characters 72 to 80 have the card sequence number which is mighty handy if you drop the deck of cards and the rubber band breaks...

    All of which is now bollocks, coz you can use the namby pamby freeform.

    Real Programmers wrote
    FORTRANINUPPERCASEWITHOUTANYSPACESCOZTHECOMPILERLI KEDITLIKETHAT

    I haven't written a line of FORTRAN since 1991...
    Talking about all this column alignment stuff, does anyone agree that python, despite its object-oriented slant, is a massive leap back into the dark ages with its reliance on column alignment for nesting of ifs?
    I think it's vile, and I won't touch the language.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    I was a FORT IV man many years ago. All I can remember now is you had to leave some sort of margin for optional line numbers, and six-character variable names. I think.
    and there were no block ifs in FORTRAN IV - You had to negate the condition and use a GOTO to a label past the code subject to the IF

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  • Diver
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    Cut my teeth on Fortran n Cobol,

    Now I grind my teeth if it aint Drag n Drop.

    long live the builder

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Dunno...

    But I know what FORTRAN is...

    HTH.
    I was a FORT IV man many years ago. All I can remember now is you had to leave some sort of margin for optional line numbers, and six-character variable names. I think.

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  • MarillionFan
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    @ atw.com

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  • Geek_Bird
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    Originally posted by Clippy
    Welcome geek bird.
    Hi Clippy

    And stop having a go at Geeks! Or it will be the naughty corner and a good

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  • Clippy
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    Welcome geek bird.

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