Favourite cracker joke this year:
Why was Comet angry with his wife?
Because she went to Las Vegas and blew 50 bucks.
Why was Comet angry with his wife?
Because she went to Las Vegas and blew 50 bucks.
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…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore -
Who is the fastest member of the orchestra?
The Lightning Conductor.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Eh? Aren't they usually full of contractors at the Christmas bash?Originally posted by vetran View PostDown with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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You can stretch to more than £30 a night if you take the company secretary!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting.
I often wonder what she's up to now......Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm not saying my mother-in-law's fat, but when she went for gender reassignment surgery,
the doctor told her - "what's the ******* point, you won't be able to see the thing anyway"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Apparently the producer Phil Spector's brother worked for Walkers in Quality Insurance.
Crispin Spector.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Saw a rhinoceros prostitute last night.
Same as any other, but she just charged more.......Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What?s the difference between politicians and lawyers?
A politician lies about everything. So does a lawyer, but in Latin.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I put my old dogging kit up for auction on eBay. No bids but 25 watching."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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