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    What do you call a female Muslim stripper?






    Youseen Memuff..
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      BBC News: Dad pronounced dead in London...




      Well, That's cockney for ya!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Dave: " My child won't eat meat, what can I replace it with?"
        Jim: " Replace it with a dog, those ****ers eat meat all the time"
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          What goes...**** it...**** it ...**** it?


          Jesus trying to hold a marble
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            My missus was telling me about the dreadful train crash in India which claimed the lives of over 200 people,

            "Thank god it could never happen here, " I said.

            "Why can't it happen here?" she answered,

            "Because they're always on ******* strike, " I replied.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Just had an ad pop up, 'Find single Russian women'.


              Come on now, it's not as though it's going to be ******* hard, is it?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Adele stopped her concert last night to ask people what they thought about the Titan submersible.


                Then, suddenly, all I could think about were those poor people, stuck there, wondering when it'd all end. But then again, they all chose to go and see Adele.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  What's the difference between Hitler and Putin?



                  Hitler never changed his mind about Wagner.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    If there's one consolation for Sarah Ferguson,



                    it's that Prince Andrew doesn't like tits on his girls anyway
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      My son came back from school & said he wanted to identify as a cat


                      So I chopped his bollocks off
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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