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    How am I supposed to believe humans are the dominant species when a spider is over here building a house with their arsehole?
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Working for the Israeli Defence Force in Palestine isn?t a job.

      It?s an occupation.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Two windmills are in a field, one says to the other: What sort of music do you like

        The other replies: Well, I'm a big metal fan.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          I got an email saying "At Google Earth we can even read maps backwards, click here to find out more."


          And I thought "that's just spam"
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            Why did it take so long before there were any female astronauts?

            "Houston, we have a problem."
            "What?"
            "Never mind."
            "What's the problem?"
            "Nothing."
            "Please tell us?"
            "You know what the problem is."
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              A study has found that some men are actually 'allergic' to their own orgasms.

              A nut allergy?
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Researchers have grown a clump of brain cells in a laboratory that are capable of displaying awareness of their surroundings by playing the video game Pong.

                The Conservative Party are trying to elect it as their new leader.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  So, NAKED RUNNING is a thing.

                  Apparently it means running without GPS, music, or any electronic gadgets!

                  Wish I knew that an hour ago.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Kwasi Kwarteng and Jeremy Hunt walk into a recession....
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      Apparently Kwasi Kwarteng had trouble getting a seat on the plane home last night because nobody wanted him anywhere near business or economy?
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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