What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gag
Gag
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this time of year i live like a pikey for a week '
ive got 30 dustbin bags in my front garden .Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Well **** me, A Queen and a Princess gone in two days.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When I got home at 3 a.m. I realised I had a really nasty gash on my arm.
I should stop going on the pull in Chav nightclubs.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've just come back from Syria, and I cannot find this Alan's snack bar all these Muslims are shouting about.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I asked the missus if she would try anal last night
" F*** that sh!t " she replied
I said " Wahey, I'll go get the lube"!Last edited by vetran; 28 December 2016, 00:08.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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After a night of drink, drugs and debauchery, I woke up next to an ugly slapper......
I'd made it home safely.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've got a copy of '101 Things to do before You die's' companion guide to household chores.
It's called "101 things to learn before your Wife die's"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's black and doesn't work?
Half of Rochdale.
What's white and doesn't work?
The other ******* half of Rochdale.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just trying to sell a 42 inch TV on eBay, got 75 people watching it "cheeky bastards"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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