The Verve are playing a gig at our dilapidated village hall.
It will have to be an acoustic set though, because the plugs don't work.
It will have to be an acoustic set though, because the plugs don't work.
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I've had a brilliant idea, where illegal immigrants have to hunt down child molesters for a chance to win citizenship.
It'll be called aliens vs predatorsAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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one for Warty:
I walked in the pub with my missus and the barman said, "Punching above your weight there aren't you, pal? Where did you find her?"
"I met her in Thailand," I replied. "We're due to get married next month."
"You don't want to get married," he said. "That's when the blowjobs stop."
"I don't mind that," I replied. "I hate giving them to her
anyway."
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I feel so lucky to have my sheepdog because good ones are hard to come-bye.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I opened 3 birthday cards yesterday and I feel so grateful for all the money I received.
Being a postman has such great perks.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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It’s my wife’s birthday in a couple of weeks and she’s been leaving jewellery catalogs all over our house.
So I've taken the hint and got her a magazine rack.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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*Password is not strong enough*…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Lots of people in my meditation class have complained about the teacher so now he has been referred to the ommmmmmmbudsman.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I've almost finished my A to Z of Lionel Richie songs, but I'm stuck on u.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I don?t think the Man Utd WAGs have anything to worry about. I've not seen a bunch of men play away so badly in my lifetime.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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