I'm opening a beauty salon exclusively for Dwarves.
Go on, treat the missus to a minicure.
Go on, treat the missus to a minicure.
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
one for LM
There's a lot of murders in my neighbourhood but the rent is cheap.
That's why I keep murdering people in my neighbourhood.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When Ray Davies of the Kinks was at University, he had a tendency of visiting the library and taking out books on pornography.......
He was .....ahem....... an educated borrower of passion....Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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They claim Saudi Arabia's Neom city will be carbon neutral.
Probably because they deduct the potential carbon footprint of the workers who die during the construction.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was attacked by a Mime Artist yesterday, the bastard did things to me that were unspeakable.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I like my women the way I like my North Sea oil reserves.
Light sweet and crudeAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The "CAP" in "Energy Price Cap" is about as much use as the "CONTROL" in "Take Back Control"…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Look, I’m all for women’s lib and all that political correctness crap, but when is MEN’s football coming home?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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'...Do dentists call their x-rays
Tooth pics?'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I couldn't undo the buttons on my jumper so tried pulling it over my head but got it stuck.
I’m now sitting in A&E waiting to see a cardyologist.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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