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    The letter 'd' in Dunstable is structural.

    Take it away & see what happens
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      FEMINISTS, 1982: Don’t identify me as a sexual object! I don’t need no man to support me!

      FEMINISTS, 2022: Men! Support me on OnlyFans to see internal pics of my vajayjay
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        For MS

        When the Pope toured Ireland he was asked what he thought of County Down.

        He said it's not the same since Carol Vorderman left.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Elon Musk could have put that $44billion towards tackling world poverty.
          instead he's used it to send millions of woke Liberal narcissists into a spiral of depression, and honestly I think it's money well spent.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Can't believe that Tory ****** looking at p0rn while in the House Of Commons.

            That's why the rest of us work from home you stupid MP
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Omid Djalili

              Why does everybody keep complaining about this government?

              They’re doing brilliantly. For example my car used to only hold £65 of petrol, now it holds £90 worth.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                I had great s*x last night with this girl I met in the pub.

                The landlord says we're both barred for 3 months, though.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  First they came for the bros fans and I said nothing, nothing at all
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    I've been letting myself go recently, so I decided to start doing lunges.

                    That's a big step forward
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      At a BBQ you can tell who watches lots of porn, they're the one who spits on their hotdog before putting it in a bun.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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