I’ve just checked my pet frog’s genealogy.
He’s a little bit French, part Scottish & a tad Pole.
He’s a little bit French, part Scottish & a tad Pole.
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
Lawyer: Did you kill him?
Me: No.
Lawyer: Do you know what the punishment is for committing perjury?
Me: Much less than murder.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just heard that the new James Bond will be aimed at the woke brigade. will star as a man transitioning to a woman.
The film will be called …
“Cocktopussy”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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‘An Englishman, an Indian and an American walk into a bar , the barman says "The usual Mr Sunak?""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Having gender reassignment surgery is such a dick move.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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With all the Russians being sanctioned, who is going to pay Boris & Carrie's fine?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Did you know that If you took every vein and artery out of a human body and put them all in a line, you’d end up in Broadmoor?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just got stopped by the police for stealing a massive TV from Tesco.
I explained that there were more important crimes going on and a war 1000 miles away and they apologised and helped me put it in the car
I was in Tesco for less than 10 minutes.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Did you hear about the Spanish girl who got sick by eating contaminated Kinder chocolate?
She was no bueno.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When the war is over, will NATO be asking to join Ukraine?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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