My wife lost our baby last night.
Her addiction to poker is getting way out of hand.
Her addiction to poker is getting way out of hand.
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Some idiot vegan gave me a line of coke then started lecturing me on how animals shouldn't have to be murdered in order to fulfill selfish humans' appetites.
I said "a bit like how South American kids get murdered every day to bring you this coke"
Never seen a vegan shut up so quickAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I pay no attention to senior army officers.
Generally speaking.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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China's economy is the world's first to recover from the blows of the pandemic.
They must be in the Ker Ching Dynasty.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"Dad, how did you and mum pick my name?"
"Well love, often parents name a child after the place it was conceived, like Paris, Chelsea etc."
"That makes sense Dad, so I'm named after the Italian Ski Resort of Cortina?"
"Eh, yeah, yeah that's it, the Ski Resort."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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How many Freudians does it take to change a light boob?…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.
Cop: You ARE the lawyer.
Me: So where’s my present?
…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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What’s the difference between a Scotsman and Walt Disney?
A Scotsman wears a kilt and Walt Disney.
…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Astronaut 1: Hey I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Sophie Ellis Bextor found dead in Spain at former French footballers home.
It was murder on Zidane's floor.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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