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    What did the police find when they dusted Chris Rock’s face?

    Fresh prints.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      A large convoy of Russian armoured personnel carriers and tanks on the outskirts of Kyiv are moving along the road, when suddenly from behind a small hill they hear a voice shout: "One Ukrainian soldier is better than ten Russians!"

      The Russian commander orders a halt and his ten best soldiers to go over the hill; a shooting begins, it lasts for a few minutes and stops.

      Again a voice: "One Ukrainian soldier is better than 100 Russians!"

      The Russian commander then sends 100 of his best soldiers. Shooting again, screams, ten minutes later silence.

      The quiet Ukrainian shouts again: "One Ukrainian is better than 1,000 Russian soldiers!"

      The Russian commander sends 1,000 of his fighters over the hill. The sounds of fighting, grenades, shots are heard. More screams - Silence. Suddenly, one seriously wounded Russian soldier crawls over the hill and the dying man begs his commander: "Don't send anyone over there. It's a trap.

      There are two of them ..."
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          Hickory dickory dock!
          My wife avoids my cock!
          She's losing her hair
          And having an affair
          So I had to slap Chris Rock!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Alec Baldwin's wife is pregnant.


            Evidence that he was not firing blanks.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Alec Baldwin and his wife are expecting a child.

              If there's one thing he's good at, it's shooting into women.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                "Bruce Willis' condition profoundly affects his ability to communicate"

                That condition is known as 'Being American'
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I was once engaged to a female baker, but I had to call it off.

                  She was too kneady.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    What's the difference between Will Smith and my penis?

                    My penis sometimes has a mind of its own
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      WARNING:
                      This police car may contain flashing coppers
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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