What did the police find when they dusted Chris Rock’s face?
Fresh prints.
Fresh prints.
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A large convoy of Russian armoured personnel carriers and tanks on the outskirts of Kyiv are moving along the road, when suddenly from behind a small hill they hear a voice shout: "One Ukrainian soldier is better than ten Russians!"
The Russian commander orders a halt and his ten best soldiers to go over the hill; a shooting begins, it lasts for a few minutes and stops.
Again a voice: "One Ukrainian soldier is better than 100 Russians!"
The Russian commander then sends 100 of his best soldiers. Shooting again, screams, ten minutes later silence.
The quiet Ukrainian shouts again: "One Ukrainian is better than 1,000 Russian soldiers!"
The Russian commander sends 1,000 of his fighters over the hill. The sounds of fighting, grenades, shots are heard. More screams - Silence. Suddenly, one seriously wounded Russian soldier crawls over the hill and the dying man begs his commander: "Don't send anyone over there. It's a trap.
There are two of them ..."Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Hickory dickory dock!
My wife avoids my cock!
She's losing her hair
And having an affair
So I had to slap Chris Rock!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Alec Baldwin's wife is pregnant.
Evidence that he was not firing blanks.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Alec Baldwin and his wife are expecting a child.
If there's one thing he's good at, it's shooting into women.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"Bruce Willis' condition profoundly affects his ability to communicate"
That condition is known as 'Being American'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was once engaged to a female baker, but I had to call it off.
She was too kneady.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's the difference between Will Smith and my penis?
My penis sometimes has a mind of its ownAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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This police car may contain flashing coppersAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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