Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

[ first day working at a pet store ]
customer: can i see that fish bowl?
me: sure let me get his shoes

[vetran]

My leg won't stop mooing.

I think I've got a calf injury

[vetran]

There's a place in Yorkshire called Gammon. It only has 6 houses.

It's a Hamlet

[vetran]

My job description when I'm on a date...
"Yeah, I'm a Bean Counter for a Multinational Food Conglomerate worth
26 billion US Dollars."
My job description the rest of the time...
"I do quality control at the local Heinz Factory."

[vetran]

I have 2 dogs called Rolex and Timex.

They're watchdogs.

[WTFH]

I’ve decided to write a limerick, wondering if anyone can help me. It starts like this:

There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogeryrchwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch

[vetran]

I’ve decided to write a limerick, wondering if anyone can help me. It starts like this:

There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogeryrchwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch

He was running around the town then up a hill for tea he met his girlfriend there broke his cock!

[vetran]

Me - You almost ready?

Wife - Just a few more minutes. What time do we have to be there?

Me - Yesterday at 7.

[vetran]

I would much rather be served a round by a bartender than by Alec Baldwin.

[TestMangler]

I’ve decided to write a limerick, wondering if anyone can help me. It starts like this:

There was a young man from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogeryrchwyrndrobwllllantysili ogogogoch

Can't help with that but do have one about a young man from Aberystwyth